Even wearing out your credit card will not alter this world into a rustic cabin in Maine with fluffy yellow lab puppies by the fire and square-jawed men in creased corduroys casually leaning against the mantle. You can knock yourself out attempting to recreate the perfectly symmetrical fir with the tasteful matching ornaments (theme: birds and harps) but you will still end up with an uneven pine hung with macaroni crafts from first grade. No one can achieve the fantasy holiday, because such a holiday requires a year of planning and a huge team of paid professionals.